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1/4/08
Well
here we go again. Another year by the wayside. *cue soft liliting
chamber music*. Now is the time to reflect back on the year
and see what we have done to make the world a better place.
How we've improved upon mankind and how we have bettered our enviroment.
Are we leaving a smaller carbon footprint? Are we providing
as noble an effort as the high priest of global warming Al Gore?...with
his 20,000 square foot mansion and private jet? Have we contributed
enough to the "green" solutions so that they can take
it upon themselves and outlaw incandescent lighting by 2012? (not
sure if that made sense but I'm on a roll) I really hate when
people tell me how to live. How 'bout that $100 per barrel pricetag
on oil? God I love paying so much for gas!! It just
gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside knowing that all those speculators
on Wall Street are siphoning all the money out of my wallet. Oh
and how 'bout the list of candidates. Quite the bumper crop
we have this time around. I gotta tell ya I'm not feelin'
it for any of 'em. The Iowa caucus proved to be interesting with
Obama taking the lead for the Dems and Huckabee coming in first
for the Republicans. The race should be fun to watch, kinda
like a car wreck in slow motion. Another thing that's buggin'
the hell out of me is how in the red ripening hell do you get in
touch with a real person at optimum online? Holy sweet and
sour jesus!! I have barely any fucking service today and when I
call there is no choice for tech support!! There is no real
fucking person!! Push 1 for frustration, push 2 for absolute
stupidity, push 3 for beastiality. Where is push 4 for a carbon
based life form!! I can't even download the java to start
a chat session with these boneheads!! I guess I'm a bit testy
today. Oh well.
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Off
to the NAMM show in Anaheim on 1/17. Full report to follow.
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Chris,
Nick and I will be heading to Jungle Room Studios (Bohemian Productions)
on 1/5 to record bass and drum tracks for our track on the upcooming
Jeff Beck Tribute CD. Full report to follow.
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Original
project progressing. Led Boots is tight and Protocosmos is
gettin' there. We'll be starting another original off Azrael
Block called Difunckt, should be fun. No further gigs lined
up as of yet.
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We
will be hosting an improvisation workshop at UMusic
on 1/26. Students/$15, public/$20. Start time is 4pm,
ends at 5:30pm+. Also on 3/9 we will be hosting another performance/clinic
with the great Allan Holdsworrth. He will be bringing bass
great Jimmy Johnson and drummer extraordinaire Chad Wackerman.
There is only a select amount of tickets so if you are interested
call us now at 914.736.7777 to get ticket info. They will
go very fast.
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Found
this on sevenstring.org,
very funny!
HEAVY
METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a
few beers and fucks the princess.
THRASH
METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
fucks her.
POWER
METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted
forest.
FOLK
METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because
of all the dancing). Then they all leave… without the princess.
VIKING
METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH
METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, fucks her again, then leaves.
BLACK
METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales
it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, and drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess
next to the dragon.
GORE
METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads its guts in
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks
the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he
fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks
it for the last time.
DOOM
METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks
he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s
the end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE
METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives
at the princess’s bedroom, plays another solo with all the
techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist.
GLAM
METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance
and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make-up and tries
to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
NU
METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to
fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes
catch fire.
GRINDCORE:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves.
INDUSTRIAL
METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene
gestures towards the dragon and gets escorted out of fairy tale
land by security guards.
EMOCORE:
The protagonist's mother drives the protagonist and his friends
to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome arm-spinning
and spin-kicking while his friends observe the scene with their
arms crossed; then the princess laughs at the protagonists ridiculous
hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.
PUNK:
The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some
bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess
as “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch”
and leaves the castle in a black maria.
PORNO
GRIND:
The Protagonist arrives at the castle without any clothes on and
grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every
body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same
way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess
and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks
her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon’s and
princess’s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have,
grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he
leaves.
POP
ROCK:
The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long
as they sign an autograph for its mom who is a big fan. The protagonist
leaves with the princess and they get married.
GOTHIC
METAL:
The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the
middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon until
it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and discusses
how to clean make- ups without inflicting skin irritation.
METALCORE:
The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidentally
knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger that someone
messed up his dance routine.
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2/4/08
January
was a very big month. A lot of cool stuff went down but first I
must refrain from the oncoming hoo ha with a little unvaluable insight
that is known as the moronalogue. Lets talk bass. I play bass, and
man I LOVE playing bass. What I don't get is why aren't there more
bass players around? This question you will see is quite rhetorical.
I think the major problem is that the bass players hold a somewhat
non-glorious role in the traditional rock band. Since most
musicians have an inflated ego they go for the more "showy"
type roles. Such as lead guitarist or singer. The drummer
seems to get more attention than the bass player. Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
Quite unfair I think. Could it be because of their dual roles?
Playing both sides of the fence (rhythm, melody). Could it
be because the general populuous thinks that just because they play
4 string that are not "bright" enough for 6? Maybe
its the whole not playing chords thing. Or not soloing maybe?
All these are of course popular misconceptions. Basses come
with more then 4 strings. See below:

So
you get the idea. As far as soloing well, how 'bout guys like:
or .
These
guys are absolute masters on their instruments. And there
are many more! Guys like Gary Willis, Victor Wooten, Jaco
Pastorius. Hell if it weren't for players like John Paul Jones,
Geddy Lee, Billy Sheehan, and Steve Harris nobody would even know
the bass guitar existed! Laying down a proper groove is an
artform unto itself. Soloing? Well soloing on bass is
just as challenging if not more so than on guitar. Players
like Jeff Berlin make it look sooooo easy but in reality its far
from it. Next time you're listening to the radio or your favorite
CD turn up the bass and check out what that guy with the really
thick strings is doing. You may be pleasantly surprised. :-).
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NAMM
REPORT:
I
want to say thanks to my cousin Neil for helping me out with the
passes. By the way it was totally amazing seeing him again
after 34 years, yes 34 years. It turns out that we are very
very much alike. First off we look alike, we both play guitar,
we both drink nothing but seltzer all day and we both have a lot
of the same mannerisms too. Really wierd! For me, hooking
up with him again was by far the best part of the trip. Oh
and check out his product PikCard.
Very cool idea and he will be adding whole lot more to his product
line very soon.
On
to NAMM! What can I say? The NAMM Show is completely and utterly
freakin' awesome. As a first timer I was the guy with the
mouth hanging open with the drool hanging down. First off the show
is GIGANTIC. Over 1600 exhibitors! Over the course of
the 3 days that I was there (Fri, Sat, Sun) I'm sure I missed quite
a bit. Believe me you need at the very least 7 days to check
out the whole show. Basically what you do during the show
is walk around and whatever you find interesting you check out.
You get a guide to all the exhibitors and where they are and who
is performing where. Since I enjoy the technical aspects of music
(recording, production etcetc) I visited a lot of the big names
in that field, including: Steinberg, Digidesign, East West, Presonus,
Roland, Korg, Mackie and Universal Audio. All the booths (and
I use that term loosely because Roland didn't have a booth, they
had an acre), were well staffed and a lot of the bigger companies
held clinics on their products as well as demos/performances.
As a guitarist/bassist I spent a lot of time checkin' out all the
new stuff coming out in "08 and all the one offs and wacky
customs. I spent a bunch of time over at the Carvin booth
and seriously eyeballed a 6 string fretless bass. They had
a bunch of new guitars showcased and a few sevenstrings as well.
We checked out a demo by Nevermore guitarist, Jeff Loomis, over
at the Schecter booth. Also watched Jeff Berlin jam with Danny
Gottlieb. Basically you can walk into any "booth"
and pick up an instrument and check it out. Very cool!
It was very interesting to say the least to see so many of my influences
just walking around and hanging out. Very wild. Click
on the pics. There all popups just so you know :-).
On
Saturday nite Chris and I went to the fabled "Baked Potatoe"
and saw CAB (Tony MacAlpine, Virgil Donati, Bunny Brunel, Mitch
Forman). Amazing performance and you could'nt ask for better
seats (2 feet away). Virgil was amazing, scary amazing.
Tony and Bunny were playing their Carvin sig models. They played
a lot of our favs and were funny and gracious. It was a great
time.
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The
session at Jungle Room for the new Jeff Beck tribute cd was semi
productive. The drums got done and Nick did a GREAT job.
Me and Chris tried to lay down some stuff but it wasn't happening
so we're going back 2/9 to hopefully wrap up rhythm tracks. I'll
be doin the lead stuff at my place.
The
"Get The Led Out" cd dropped and should be in stores near
you very soon. The disk sounds great and everyone did such
a killer job at interpreting their Zeppelin favorites.
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UMusic
recital coming up on 3/1. Lots of great pieces going to be
played. Try and make it if you can.
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Well
the ides of March are upon us so buckle up and change yer drawers
'cause who knows what's gonna happen this month. This months
moronalogue shall be dedicated to one of my favorite guitar players
who has graced this planet with his sonic genius and totally unique
approach to music...quite an intro, wouldn't you say? And
the absolute travesty that he is not recognized more readily with
the substantial financial reward that he so deserves. Pick
up this month's Guitar Player magazine and you'll see who I'm referring
to. What is this? You don't have a copy ON HAND? Well if you
are interested on finding out who changed the face of guitar playing
on the planet I highly suggest you go to yer local Quicky Mart and
pick up a copy...
Ok
now that your back. Lets talk about the guy on the cover,
Allan Holdsworth. If you've seen any of my other updates you'd
know that I've been lucky enough to hang out with Allan quite a
few times. He's performed at UMusic
3 or 4 times now and is coming back in May. We are psyched
about that! He is soft spoken and self depracating almost
to a fault. I'm quite sure he doesn't realize the impact he's
made on modern guitar playing. He's very self critcal and
won't even listen to any recorded material of his more than 2 years
old. His equipment is really nothing out of the ordinary.
In fact most of isn't even made anymore. That liquidy sound that
you hear isn't from a bazillion dollar preamp or racks and racks
of processing. It's predicated on the Yamaha Magic Stomp.
Yeah I know, Allans tone coming from a stomp box? Well yeah,
to a very large degree it is. Also he uses H&K Zentera Head
and Switchblade combos with the obligatory 4x12 cabinets.
This is pretty much off the shelf equipment. Yet he still
gets that singing sustain and violin tone that he has practically
trademarked. They say that tone is in the fingers, I'm beginning
to believe that.
What's
absolutely criminal in my mind is the fact that Mr. Holdsworth doesn't
have the noteriety that he really deserves. To be honest I
haven't seen him in a guitar rag in a pretty long time. Shame
really. While we see Hendrix, Van Halen, Slash, Joe Satriani,
Steve Vai, Eric Clapton over and over again the less known but still
paradigm alterning guitarists are sadly left out. I wanna
see guys like the late Shawn Lane, Frank Gambale, John McLaughlin,
Brett Garsed, TJ Helmerich and Greg Howe get their due. These
are amazing players that deserve some press! Anyway I'm ranting.
So back to Allan. The write up is great. Reading about
the history and all the amazing people he has played with is mind
boggling. Guys like the late Tony Williams, Jeff Berlin, Bill
Bruford, Allan Pasqua, Eddie Jobson, and Jean Luc Ponte. Also
what's really cool is that they have quotes of some more "well
known" artists and how Allan has effected their playing.
Read on:
"When
I hear Allan playing the guitar - besides being emotionally swept
away by his use of melodic color-most of the time, I am utterly
stunned and confused by what I am hearing. His chops and inner ear
completely defy my own innner musical eye and reasoning, and I'm
left in a blissful state of humilty and surrender" - Steve
Vai.
"Hearing
Allan's guitar playing for the first time was a cathartic experience.
His guitar sang, it pushed musical boundaries, and it rocked.
His brilliant apporoach to harmony is completely original, beautiful,
and spellbinding. His technique and improvisational skills
make hinm a true guitar god-the jaw dropping kind that influenced
many a player in all styles of music..."-Joe Satriani
"Holdworth
is so damned good that I can't cop anyting. I can't understand what
he's doing. I've got to do this (does two hand tapping) whereas
he'll do it with one hand" - Eddie Van Halen
"Allan
plays legato parts like a violinist. His right hand might as well
be a bow because his left hand his like Paganini's. You can
call his playing whatever you want to, but it will still fry your
brain if you try to figure it out. John McLaughlin, Michael Stern,
John Scofield-all of us just scratch our heads and go '"Damn!"'
- Carlos Santana
So
it's nice to see that the more commercial artists see Allan as somewhat
of a guitar deity :-). It would be nice if the mass populace did
as well. Then Allan would'nt have to worry about things like
money. Allan we'll be stopping by UMusic
on 5/25/08 for a performance and clinic so if yer up for seeing
the man himself give us a buzz at (914)736-7777 and reserve your
seat.
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The
Jeff Beck Tribute release date has been pushed back a few months.
Things are very busy over at BHP so scheduling has been hellish.
Looks like a summer release.
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On
an upside I got endorsed by Carvin!
I'm very psyched about this 'cause I'm really diggin' their instruments.
Been playing them exclusively since 2001 and now I have an excuse
to git some more!
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Me,
Chris and Nick are starting to play out a bit more as of late.
Our first official gig was at the Keltic House on 2/15. Gig
went pretty well. I was damn jumpy so I unfortunatley sprinkled
some bad notes around. Nothing horrific but it still bugged
me. People say I'm hypercritical about my playing, I dunno,
I think its ok to judge yourself harshly. Makes you better.
Anyway the second gig was at PJ's over in Mahopac on 3/1.
This one went much better. The first couple of songs were
tough but once I settled in it seemed a bit smoother. We did
the gig with Sanction and they were great. We all had a great
time. Next gig coming up is at The Chance on 4/4 and after
that we're playing at Victor's in Hawthorne on 4/18. Should
be interesting.
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4/6/08
"Things
taken for granted." A pretty common phrase that is constantly
thrown around. Its kinda lost its potency over time.
Since I'm sure your parents have said it to you as much as mine
have to me. Now that I"m a father its interesting how
the torch is passed and now I catch myself saying it to my son.
(and it ensues) It's funny, I grew up in the '80s and I managed
to watch technology change over time at an alarming rate. I remember
when I was little and seeing a calculator for the first time.
It totally blew me away. "you mean it adds, subracts,
multiplies, and divides FOR you?" How cool is that! I
remember in junior high school going to video arcades and playing
the "state of the art" games. Games like Tempest,
Galaga, Missile Command and Centipede. Dropping quarters like
they were going out of style. Staring into that black CRT screen
testing my meddle against the best in vector and pixel based entertainment.
Pretty cool. I guess I'm bringing this up because I have interaction
with today's youth through teaching and I watch these kids with
the latest and greatest technogadgets ie cell phones, texting away
to eachother. Shooting videos and sending them via phone.
Its truly amazing how far we've come in such a short amount of time.
Heck I remember my first computer. Packard Bell 486 sx 25mhz with
4 megs of ram and 384 meg harddrive. How's that for a boat
anchor. Granted the games I was able to play on that went
far beyond my old Atari 2600. Games like DOOM II, Rise of
the Triad, and Duke Nukem. Anybody remember dial up?
How 'bout dialing in to Prodigy at 2400bauds. It would take
30seconds for a picture to appear in your browser. Everything
was pretty much text based back then. How 'bout when personal computers
first came out. I remember back when my family got an Apple
Macntosh machine. All in one with a monochrome screen. Pretty crazy.
Alot of kids don't even know what it would be like to not have a
phone, ipod, computer. Would they resort to things like writing
a letter to someone, maybe going outside and getting some exercise?
Nah. I guess we all take things for granted. I remember my
great grandmother telling me how her family was the first to have
a "water closet" inside their house. Running water, electricity,
heat...these things I guess we kinda overlook. Imagine what
its going to be like when our kids are in our position. They'll
be looking back and saying how they remember their first cell phone
was HUGE. They had to actually carry it around instead of
intalling the "communication mod" into the chip in the
back of their head.
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Just
a reminder that Allan Holdsworth and his band will be stopping by
UMusic
on 5/25/08 for a performance and clinic. Call us at (914)736-7777
and reserve your seat because they will go fast.
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I
finally got my rhythm tracks done to Led Boots which will be on
the BHP produced "El Becko" tribute to Jeff Beck.
Chris laid down his bass tracks and I have to get my solos done.
Hopefully this week.
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The
band is doing well. We played the Chance on 4/4 and it was
pretty damn cool. There were a lot of bands on the bill so
we all had around a half hour to play which kinda sucked but that's
life. I wanna say thanks to all who came down and supported
us, meant a lot. Also props to Panic Rev for being cool and
hangin out. Great guys.
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5/14/08
Little
late on the update this month. Thankfully Jeff
reminded me. Speaking of Jeff he's got a new site up and I must
say it looks pretty damn sweet. Have a look
and stop by the "songs" section to check out some old
RoadHead/CoAx tunes. It was great listening to those again!
So
a week ago I looked at the old odometer on my wheels and it said
that it was time to get the oil changed. Not one of my favorite
things to do due to the waiting 'n so forth. (moronalogue ensues).
So I head on down to the local "quicky oil change" joint
and get ready to plunk down a chunk 'o change to extend the life
of my vehicle. So I park my wheels, leave the key in and check in
with the hostess. Nice enough girl, says it should take about 20
minutes. Cool. I brought a book, 'cause I'm a nerd like that, and
sat down to go through a chapter. Well needless to say after 20
minutes one of the techs walk in and wants to sit down to talk to
me about my car. I look up and say "yeeees?". Well
this dude is all about sellin' me this and that and how I need this
done and that done. If I did everything that he wanted me
to do I would have been out at least $300.00...for a fucking oil
change? I politley declined his offer and just asked for new wiper
blades and went back to reading. Well after about 20 more minutes
and my wallet becoming $60.00 lighter my chariot was awaiting me
out front. I get in and drive away thinking how happy I am that
that was over. Well it wasn't quite over yet. Now I'm not a car
mechanic nor do I pretend to be one but as a couple of days passed
my nose started to notice something that wasn't quite right. Everytime
I stopped there was this hideous odor emanating from my car. I had
no idea what it was. Then I figured that the guys down at the "quicky
oil change" joint must have accidentally spilled some oil in
my engine or something. I figured it would burn off in a day or
so, so I ignored it. Big mistake. Well at band practice bass player/automotive
technician/guru Chris Saas said "hey dude, you got some oil
on the front of your hood. You'd best open that thing and see what's
what". Well lo and behold those extraordinarily bright fellows
down at the "quicky oil change" place forgot to put my
oil cap back on. Now thankfully I don't have to drive far to the
studio, only like 10 minutes. But needless to say I was fairly fucking
pissed off. So Chris and I took his van to pick up some oil to dump
in my vehicle. Nick (drummer) was also kind enough to run to work
and locate a rubber stopper (he works in a lab) to plug up the gaping
hole in my engine block. My wife was also kind enough to run out
and order a new oil cap from our local autoparts store as well.
The
next morning I figured I should probably stop by the oil change
place and have a chat with 'em. Now initially I was going to be
somewhat of a dick but then a cooler head prevailed and I thought
that I would have better results if I was calm and somewhat rational.
So I walk in and one of the techs comes over and asks if he could
help me. (silly question). I said yes and told him my tale of woe.
I made it short. He then proceeded to get the manager. Nice guy.
Now this is the funny part. I explained what happened to him and
then he had my car brought in to be checked. Yep, oil all over the
engine. He then tells me, that it was probably the vibration from
the engine that unscrewed the cap..................what? He says
it again. I looked at him and started to laugh. Then I told him
that if the vibration from the engine unsrcrewed that oil cap that
the roads would be littered with oil caps. He then quickly back
pedaled and had my engine washed, my account credited and gave me
a coupon for a free oil change. Decent enough compensation.
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Just
a reminder that Allan Holdsworth and his band will be stopping by
UMusic
on 5/24/08 for a performance and clinic. Call us at (914)736-7777
and reserve your seat tickets because they will go fast.
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Led
Boots is now done. It just has to be mixed and it will be ready
to go on BHP's "El Becko" tribute to Jeff Beck.
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II've
been working pretty steadily (well as steady as I can) on my new
studio build. It's goin pretty well. I have a the new wall containing
the entryway framed, sheetrocked/taped and painted. I covered two
of the walls in the room with 1x6 tongue and groove knotty pine.
And I discovered a small room that was hidden behind a wall so I
made a small hatch into it so I can use it for storage. I still
have to put down a new floor and paint the ceiling and the two walls.
So close yet so far...
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8/26/08
Ok,
looks like I haven't been here in a while. *blows dust off of homepage*.
Three months is a pretty long time, if your a gnat, but us humans
can take it all in stride (look like I haven't lost my sarcastic
edge :-), but I digress.
Geez where to start hmmmm...Hey how about those Olympics? Michael
Phelps on the box of frosted flakes and everybody's bitching because
he should have been on a more healthier type cereal like shredded
wheat. Ever have shredded wheat? Don't 'cause it tastes like shredded
cardboard. Anyway big congrats to him, 8 gold medals, good for him
and I don't give a shit if he's on the cover of Count Chocula the
dude kicked major ass. Nice kid too. No ego, no attitude. He's all
about the sport, competition and fun of swimming. And to think that
French dude was talking trash to him before the race..."how
you doin?!"
Interesting
correlation I picked up on as far as track and field. The farther
the distance the runner has to run the more humility he has. Think
on it. Mr Bolt while giving a spine tingling performance in the
100, man he just pulled away and even broke form at the end. While
he was quite short on the time was quite long on the narcissism.
Kinda disappointing. While the Gold Medal Kenyan marathoner was
so humble and seemed very proud and appreciative. It seems the more
you suffer the more modest you become. Also the US Gold Medal winner
in the Decathalon seems like such a nice guy, Brian Clay I believe
his name was. Again a 2 day grueling event and he totally kicked
ass. Good for him.
The
gymastics was indeed also fun to watch. I tell you the most intense
thing was watching the men's rings competition. How in the hell
do they make themselves stay in those seemingly impossible positions.
Talk about strength. The girls to were cool to watch as well (easy
there keep your mind out of the gutter). And I gotta tell you those
Chinese girls were way below 16, no doubt about it. They were like
12 a the most. I thought Nastia Lukien (sp?) was spectacular. To
be honest I think she got ripped off on the beam competition. She
shoulda got gold.
Also
the women's beach volleyball (again...how you doin?). They're in
their 20's-30's so gawking can be done with no guilt or creepiness.
The gold medal match against China was amazing.
This
was the first time in a long time that I actually made it a point
to try to tune in to the games and it was well worth it.
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The
Holdsworth show that took place in May was as usual awesome. The
lineup was Allan, Chad Wackerman and Ernest Tibbs. Great bunch of
guys playing other worldly music.
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The
Jeff Beck tribute is going to be available on 10/10/08. I heard
a bunch of tracks off of it and it sounds great. Oh and Sony picked
it up so availablility should be even better! We just finished our
track on the Jimi Hendrix Tribute that should be dropping this year.
We did "Fire" and it turned out very nice...very heavy
:-). I used a talk box on it a la Peter Frampton. I had never used
one before and it was a major pain in the ass. The premise is cool
though. Basically you plug your guitar into the "box"
and then you take the plastic tube (1/2" in diameter) and stick
it in yer yapper. Then basically your mouth becomes the amplifier
so you're obviously miked. So you then play the guitar while mouthing
the words you want to say. Really strange, and takes a lot of practice,
at least for me. Our next adventure is the Eric Clapton Tribute.
We picked our tune and we're working on the arrangement now. Sounds
pretty cool so far. Oh and we're going to be on TV come September,
local cable show. If there are any details I'll follow up.
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The
studio is pretty much completed. Yay! What an absolute shit ton
of work, but worth it...I hope. So where I left off was that I put
up the new wall and put up some 1x6 knotty pine on two of the walls.
Well since then I managed to put down a new floor (engineered laminate),
I made 14 2'x4' broadband acoustic panels which are hung in the
two back corners and liberally on the walls. Painted the ceiling
and the other two walls. Made and installed the hatch door to the
room under the stairs (which is where all my guitars are now. Put
in a new 3' entry door, and trimmed all the windows and doors.
Put together the new audio desk (Omnirax Force 12) and popped in
some rack gear (still need to do a bit more wiring though). Everything
is pretty much up and running and I'm actually tracking now. I'm
running Samplitude and BFD2 for now. I'm hoping to get a couple
of soft synths and a new controller in the near future.
That's
all I got.
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10/30/08
Back
in time for Halloween. I figured its time for an update since I
haven't been here since the late summer.
With the election heating up and the economy firmly wedged in the
shitter things have been very interesting. I don't like to
get political on the web 'cause it ain't smart and I consider myself
not fully informed. I can also be an opinionated bastard sometimes
:-). I do think that this is a truly historic election on many different
levels and that everyone should do what they truly believe in their
heart is right. With that out of the way lets chat briefly about
the economy. Ho boy look at what our friends at Wall St. have gotten
us into. We also can't forget about all the subprime loans
given out either. You know what really pisses me off is that
these big Wall St. firms, AIG etc, are still spendin' the money.
OUR MONEY!! We freakin' bail these idiots out and they're takin'
vacations and getting massages. WTFWTFWTFWTF!!! These guys
need to be fiscally castrated NOW!
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I
finally finished my studio (for the most part). It came out pretty
darn good, if I do say so myself :-). I did bust my ass on
it for 4 months of long weekends. I'll try and post some pics soon.
Been trying to track consistently in it and have had some success.
I have the basics (rhy guits, drums, bass, synths) down for 3 tunes.
The tunes are pretty wacky. Lots of odd time and weird changes.
A nice dose of prog thrash as well. I think I'm gettin' feisty in
my old age :-). Due to the band I've also been listening to
a bunch of Yes lately (Fragile, Close to the Edge etc), and kinda
been absorbing some of their influence. Not necessarily their riffs
but more like their concepts. The band has been working on
putting together a series of medleys, one of them being Yes.
All instrumental with the guitar playing the vocal melody. Anyway
we've been dissecting these songs and I've really been quite fascinated
by what I've seen. The amount of counterpoint alone could
be a course at any music school. Also seeing how they float
different time signatures on top of eachother is pretty cool too.
I've been listening to these guys for years but I never really took
the time to critically examine their music. Anyway I'm starting
to incorporate more of these ideas into what I've been doing except
in my style of writiing. Should be interesting. At least I
hope so.
Also
starting to put together a free instructional video for strictly
beginner guitar. This is for a complete beginner so it'll cover
things like proper posture while playing, the proper way to hold
the pick, the note system, basic open position chords and a scale
or two. Should be entertaining since I've never really video taped
myself. Its being edited now so hopefully soon I'll have something
up to show.
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Like
I mentioned above the band is currently puttin' together some cool
instrumental medleys that we are going to attempt to play out in
the near future. Yes is the first, (the songs so far are Roundabout,
Heart of the Sunrise, and Long Distance Runaround) then we'll start
working on one for Rush. Later will come one for Zeppelin and then
a funk type of revue. Should be fun.
The Jeff Beck tribute that we played on has been released so it
should be in stores if not now then very soon. We contributed Beck's
famous "Led Boots". Be sure to check it out!
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